Although You are Vain You Are the Greatest

There are millions and millions of web surfers who'd be interested in a site about you. It all comes down to their wanting to know why you are so perfect. Do them a public service and create a site all about you. Nobody can possibly do that as well as you. Just to keep them happy, make the site as comprehensive as possible. That shouldn't be hard, given all the wonderful content you have to work with.

You should provide your life story. Be sure to tell them all about your early years: your earliest and fondest memories, and all your early successes. Tell them about your first kiss - people really like the mushy stuff. Outline all of your many achievements. Give them your insights into why you are so great. Don't leave anything out because they will, of course, be interested.

In addition to your life story it is very important that you provide a photo gallery. Again the more comprehensive the better. Your baby pictures are an absolute must. People will want to see all of your cute school pictures too. Do you have any travel pictures? By all means include them because people will be very interested. Remember that many web surfers have painfully slow modems: they'll enjoy your photos more if you provide thumbnails of each photo so they download quicker - allowing them to see more! Wherever possible annotate your photos with a thorough description to help give the photos some context. Be sure to include a copyright notice because visitors will, of course, want to use your pictures on their own sites. Because you are so generous - you can let them use them but require a link to your page so even more people can have the pleasure of experiencing your pages.

It is a good idea to include details on the things that you like and the things that you hate. These will help people to get to know you better.

I suggest having a prominent email link. It will make it easy for your visitors when they want to offer you things like modeling contracts, make job offers, or send you marriage proposals.

Be sure to include a section of quick facts. This is where you can describe your favorite color, your shoe size, eye color, your birthday, etc. Similarly, you can provide a press kit. It would be a summarized version of what is on your website. It allows media types to more quickly write articles about you.

Before I conclude this page thought I'd recommend a book to you. It's kinda "deep" but of course that's not a problem for someone with your intellect. It's about the achieving a complete understanding of who you are. You are the topic of the book! Sounds great eh? You can find it here.

PS - Hope you liked the background music. I usually find midi files a bit tacky so I haven't put them on very many pages. I thought this one was a little better than most. If you don't recognize it - this one is a midi version of You're So Vain by Carly Simon. It sure brings back memories for me - you can get Carly's original song on cd here at amazon.com. There is even a short audio preview of the song. Great stuff.